FEEL THE BEET!

A natural in the kitchen, this super chef is powered by German steel! This is my favorite type of meal with a few of my favorite things. First off this is a Vietnamese fish called 'Swai', with a sundried tomato sauce.

Roasted beets and wild rice. However, the show stopper was the sauteed beet leaves. Mixed with olive oil, butter and honey, this tastes amazing for looking ugly and healthy. I guess your suppose to peel beets before cooking.

GET NAILED

Ribs, salmon, asparagus, salad, boner.

WAKE UP LIL SNOOZY

A food truck at my disposal might be the most incredible thing thats ever happen to me.

I'm never washing my hands again.

JUICY J

On that juice. Apparently the 'especial' is carrot/strawberry.

VEAL IT OUT

This dish is right out of Baby Bjorns First Cookbook, super duper easy and fast as fuck.

Veal cutlet- flour, egg/w parsley, panko bread crumbs, then into canola oil till they have a nice tan.

Steamed rice

Snap peas- little bit butter, olive oil, minced garlic, salt/pepper

BALLS STUCK TO LEG

A nice lil heat wave has finally made its way to Los Angeles, which leaves me figuring out fun ways to beat the heat. Although I would prefer slip n' slides, BBqs work just as well. Grilled shrimp and halibut tacos and enough budweiser to sink a battle ship. Ice cubes down the pants is manditory.

DAS' GOOD, YA YA YA.

I've shined some light on 3 squares cafe before, but this place really hits'em outta the park.

Here i chose the ''Ham Steak'' only because i had never tried before. Enough spinach to choke a donkey, sunny side up eggs on a big steak of ham accompanied with a bacon/scallion scone.

Have a double cappuccino on the side and you'll want to kick the day ahead of you in the dick.

IRON PUMP

This might look like a plastic utensil, but this is a carbon fiber fork. Better have some quality shit if you have the pleasure of me tasting your shit. Clydesdale will break your face too.

WHACK-KOW

Fireworks, american flags, DUI's. See you next year Uncle Sam.

HAPPY FOURTH FUCKER

Pay tribute to our forefathers dying face down in the mud! I couldn't even tell you what really happen july 4th a million years ago.

Vegan root beer float cupcakes to salute america and chocolate sludge cake to celebrate the oil spill.