Monday, February 28, 2011

SPOILED BRAT-WURST

The Clydesdale has been spending alot of time in the desert recently. Unfortunately Arizona is in the desert, along with plenty of Ford Mustangs and fake boobies. This is an ideal setting to catch a SF Giants spring training game. Nothing felt better than driving over the state line back into California.

DAY OLD BREAD RACK

If you happen to call your super good friend to let them know about the 2 new sauces at Taco Bell and they make fun of you for being behind on the times, get new friends.

LAUNDRY BILL

The Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Party was last week in Las Vegas, and as a treat to the crowd the magazine made final negotiations for The Clydesdale to speak. I remember that part, what I don't remember is shitting my pants.

Monday, January 31, 2011

WALL SCRAPER

Be light on your feet, eat Halibut, grilled veggies, polenta cakes and salad.
The playing of loud classic rock music and a pumpkin spice candle not included.

...THE SWEETER THE JUICE?


Who would have thought Montel knew so much about smoothies? This guy broke all the stereo types by endorsing this industrial size blender. I personally like the grape and chocolate/watermelon smoothie, but here we have a combo of beets, black kale, ginger, apples, berries and other shit. MMMM Ready to strangle the day.

TASTES OLD

Retro packaging is cooler than new packaging.

MERCURY POISON

Let me have it...