Thursday, April 1, 2010

THE PLACE WITH THE HUGE TABLE?


Read a book while you enjoy your fucking pho, cash only. Viet, in Atwater Village, seems to sprinkle magic on most of their dishes. This is my go-to favorite, Jack fruit noodle. Now realizing what the ingredients are in the dish, I believe it is vegan. Now I feel awkward, like Paul from the Wonder Years.

BEANS EN LA BARRIO'

Out of towners had to blow the dust off this place for me. Il Abajo, in Highland Park, is as unassuming as any other mexican eatery in east LA. This is the Huevos a la Mexicana! Yelling your order will ensure the awesome ancient waitress can understand you. Besides taco tuesdays in my barrio, this is by far the best bang for your buck in LA. This mexican morning food spot gets an 8 out of 10 corn dogs. Everything you see on this plate was together inside me, very poetic.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

DEATHWISH

This is probably the best scheme out there. I wore my heart on my sleeve last time i let out San Diegos best kept secret. This card allows loyal customers to receive a free hoagie if they purchase 9 of them? Impossible, the last person who was at number 8 died. I'm still chugging Pepto bismal since I ate there 3 months ago.

LET ME SEA IT



Mother nature is rad. She has a way of taking and giving in the most extreme way. The human body is made of many different components that have work and rely on each other. The ankle is connected to the knee, the knee is connected to the hip...An earth quake destroying a counrty a million miles away can and will send a 600 mile tsunami west. Why getting to see the bay suck out and come back destroying everything in its way a reason to party? I don't know, false alarm. FUCK

Monday, March 22, 2010

AMERICAN ME

Next time there better not be shit sticking out the top of my burger. Tell me a foreign chef prepared this, and i might have to buy a prosthetic leg to kick myself in the dick. Here under the fireworks of dumb veggies is a turkey burger with a apple chutney.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

SIAMIN SAYS

Siamin says grab your ankles. I'm pretty sure this dish covers the whole food pyramid in a bowl. With enough protein to make you rip a phone book and your shorts in half, Hamura's, in the country of Kauai, will only set you back about 5 sand dollars. The girgling full feeling afterward and sticking out like a Clydesdale in a distant land? -priceless!

Friday, March 19, 2010

6 PIECE




My excuse for everything is that i was born in the wrong time era. Besides my rustic cooking all it takes for me is to close my eyes and i'm back in the 16th century pillaging villages and stealing live stock to take aboard for my viking voyage. This bird imp articular was named 'lil six piece''. After i was done sucking the cartilage off the ligaments, i gathered all the bones and made a dagger. By the time you read this, my new yard bird dagger will be impaled in the chest of a humble peasant.