The Clydesdale has been spending alot of time in the desert recently. Unfortunately Arizona is in the desert, along with plenty of Ford Mustangs and fake boobies. This is an ideal setting to catch a SF Giants spring training game. Nothing felt better than driving over the state line back into California.
If you happen to call your super good friend to let them know about the 2 new sauces at Taco Bell and they make fun of you for being behind on the times, get new friends.
The Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Party was last week in Las Vegas, and as a treat to the crowd the magazine made final negotiations for The Clydesdale to speak. I remember that part, what I don't remember is shitting my pants.
Who would have thought Montel knew so much about smoothies? This guy broke all the stereo types by endorsing this industrial size blender. I personally like the grape and chocolate/watermelon smoothie, but here we have a combo of beets, black kale, ginger, apples, berries and other shit. MMMM Ready to strangle the day.