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This is one of my favorites finds. This box tells a gripping tale of strong character development and will power.

LOIN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY

As a Viking, I need plenty of protein and nutrient rich food to stay gazelle like on the battle field. Here's something not only delicious but colon friendly too!

Grilled pork tenderloin- salt/pepper,olive oil, minced garlic. Medium high flame, about 15-20 min. Make sure to get a good color on your loin.

Onion+squash- drizzle with balsamic vinegar, olive oil, salt/pepper. Grill them on a high flame.

Israeli Cous-cous-Read the directions on the box

Today I recommend you drive dangerously.

CRAFTY

I have an idea to create a simple t-shirt that comes pre- looking like your perspiring profusely. Large sweat stains will give the impression your working super hard, when in fact your just picking your butt on a vacant film lot. Make sure you have access to water, splash some on your face for a believable glisten.

PICK UP PIECES

Candy and Tissues.