SURVIVAL KIT

Rainy days are the best with strong warm spirits. Let these enter your body and thaw out that cold heart of yours. I think the term for these are 'Hot Toddy'? But that name sucks alot. So I'm just calling this drank Bun Warmers.

-Heat up apple drink on stove top with cinnamon and orange slices

-Pour desired whiskey in your cup, then add warm apple drank, top with orange slice.

Now pour a lil out for your homies.

JUST ADD ME

I'm the secret ingredient to any good time. And the secret ingredient to these bangin lil southwestern corn breads is only water. I like to always take things one step in to the future. So after these cooled down a little bit, i cut them in half and toasted them in butter. This definitely gets the hand whammy seal of approval.

1,2,3

I've been using chopsticks improperly now for about 24yrs. Guess i'll learn the right way once I stop typing with one finger.

DOUBLE DICKER

One of the best inventions ever is the Double Decker Taco. Here we took a modern day favorite and gave it some class. I would love to shake the hand of the fine person at the Taco Bell corporation for breathing life back in to American fast food. But here at the kitchen were all about looking good and eating good. A rainy day with friends included inspiration from south of the border.

Veggie Double Decker Tacos

-Soy ground meat, add taco seasoning and cook. i sauteed some onion before the meat..

-Re fried beans, your choice, this glues the shell to the tortilla

-Spanish rice

-Sauteed squash and zucchini w/garlic

The next steps are up to you. Don't fuck up.

THREE WAY

3 is better than 2. And 2 is better than 1. And sporks are cooler than forks.

Triple your intake by fitting as much different protein on your utensil as possible.

Here i combined shrimp, steak and chicken. I received a Blue Ribbon at the County Science Fair

for the chemical reaction that took place in my stomach.

AS AMERICAN AS

American as shit. I've featured Chef Shantis Veggie Meatloaf before, but this crowd pleaser really delivers. And with the addition of apple pie to top things off, things are looking good in Echo Park. Of course i forgot to get recipes, but they will be featured soon. Or you can not be a pussy and try to make it.

I WANT YOU INSIDE ME

Life is near perfect with the gracious hospitality of the Palomares siblings when i venture down to San Diego. We are really hard to please round here, darts, indoor putting, dominoes, watching sports, Chimichangas. That's right, i dropped the 'C' word. These homemade delights were compliments of renowned Chef Sarah P. Once i entered the Dojo i was taken by surprise with someone handing this to me. No one sneaks up on a ninja! I wish i could say my initial thought was to devour this, but it wasn't. All i could think about was fucking this Chimichanga. Once i voiced my concern to my colleagues, they reassured me that this wasn't weird, and that they too had experienced such thoughts. Get me to eat salad? Cuddle it next to this.