Are you fucking serious? This is a brand of cat food? I have had my feline life companion, HORCHATA, now for 7 years, finding her food most ways come from me regurgitating my Waffle House special into her mouth CPR style. Every breath of bacon gives her strength and vitality. But never have i ever come across this brand of kitty buffet. "No sorry, my cat prefers to eat only Alley Cat."
I really like when friends of mine have guests visiting. Food, drank, serious carpet cutting. To really sum it up, its a free pass for you to be a crap face. Which i love. I'll dig into the Cheetohs and leave my paw prints every fucking where. You'll go through a whole pack of Chore Boys by the time i leave your place. On a serious note, please remember to always clean up after yourself, and offer to do some dishes. In this case, I for some reason justified shoving a cupcake in my pocket for my skip home. I really gave the fashion with function department something to think about. Now i can really say that stain on my stir-ups is frosting.
I believe there is a golf term called the bump and run. A shot designed for fine gentlemen, the golfer bumps the ball from the fringe or rough on to the green. With proper trajectory, the ball will run to the hole. And if you so do find yourself in this position and you hole it out, it is a certified open pass to tee off your buddys dick on the next hole. Hey, I'm just going by the rules here, section 19 paragraph 5. Please check back soon to see how this American Stallion utilizes every part of these wings.
The fine people here at the Clydesdale Kitchen meet several times a week to discuss important culinary topics, world politics, foreign policy and of course the most important day of the year, Charlies Birthday! We find any excuse here to party, but this was no excuse, this was big business. 2 years ago this bundle of joy passed through her mothers birth canal and into the world. Since we are in dog years, 2x7=14. So pretty much this was Charlies Quinceanera bash. Didn't get an invite? Probably cause you were not invited.
I love places that are known for having one good thing, why don't i just set one up for Zack Barns to side out your ass. Los Campos in Culver City is known for their burrito. How do i know? Because it says it on their sign. I made sure to park it by the window for fully standard regulation examining conditions. It held its shape through most the consumption, but really lost composure toward the last 1/3. The generous helping of guacamole over took the womb and ultimately deducted points for its maker. Am i the only one who thinks avocado is over rated? Well put a skewer in my weiner hole then. This burrito gets a 7 out of 10 corn dogs.
Los Angeles is full of shitty places to eat, but this place is good. GOOD, on sunset follows the trend of many local fart factories and has a simple dumb name. Which figures, fast food has gone from ordering food to ordering numbers. So with most people sharing a brain in this region, it makes sense to just go by adjectives. So why not name this place, GREAT? Cause its not, its only GOOD. If anyone needs a list of beers this long, your not from the USA. Ask what beers are on tap, there's about 9 of them and they will have you cruisin for a bruisin. Oh yeah and their canine friendly. 
Locals took this San Diego tourist to Eddies Place. Walk in the door and say good bye to Cali. You just walk in an awesome shit storm with Rocky Balboa up your ass. The only way to survive training is the consumption of a classic philly cheese steak. If your a member of a gang, you would have already have asked for that steak with Cheez-Whiz.
I released this tuna back to its native habitat. Even though it might look big, to a Clydesdale this this was nothing but a lil free sample from Costco. So i made a deal with this guy, that i would release him today, but will rip the lips off him later in life when he's bigger. I hoping to get Mercury so i can lose some weight.
Ole Bow Swellington and I tag teamed this bird, filled her out like a job application.
The famous Helms Bakery in Culver City has long has it's doors shut, trading in dough for high end furniture. This ever evolving city square is home to lots of swanky restaurants, but i got over ruled with the smell of the hot dog lady. Lets be Frank is a well known mobile hot dog stand, proud of their quality hormone, antibiotic, nitrate free dogs. I think the best part about this place is the crazy lady. She asked me, "Hows the Dog?"
Today has been special here in the Clydesdale Kitchen, with our first ever Special Guest contributer. This ECO and wallet friendly treat comes from a fellow Clydesdale stomping it out in Oakland California.
Traffic and Weather all day every day. Adapting to a certain terrain has my species ducking and dodging. The word 'Relish' isn't just for pickles anymore, it adds a classic feel to any concoction.
Arroyo Secco Golf course in South Pasadena is a lovely little par 52, but instead of boasting over their well maintained establishment, they would rather have their claim to fame be 'Los Angeles coldest beer.' 29 degrees draft beer flows like gods nectar through this dated cafe. This frosty beverage will kick a Slurpee brain freeze in the dick.
