Tuesday, October 27, 2009

HOT SEAT


I was minding my own business, cuddled up next to the fire with a good book when all of a sudden a couple of cute biker boys kicked in my door! Guess i have to replace my book with a cold one. I really showed my toughness to these outlaws by kicking them both in the dick at Dominoes. One out of three ain't bad, due to the fact my Dart skills and my Connect Four skills are not up to par. You boys headed off to rape and pillage more? Not without a well balanced breakfast!

Monday, October 26, 2009

BUGGIN OUT

Sunday, October 25, 2009

MORNING SUNSHINE

Eat this in the morning or you will die. Side of OJ is optional.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

MAI BAD

What else are you suppose to do after going to an art show in Anaheim? Some of the Clydesdale Committee took refuge at OutBack Steak House, we kept the night real classy after taking in some art and culture. If i was Australian i would set fire to every one of these restaurants. Ordering stuff here is fun, I'll have the Captains Mai Tai thrown double overboard mate. Excuse me, wheres the little blokes room?

Friday, October 23, 2009

WASH HANDS BEFORE DIN DIN


Captain Richard and Chef Steph have a really solid one, two punch when they have dinner parties. You know your gonna have a good night when the company is just as good as the food. If you do try your luck in an after dinner game of Dominoes, try to limit your trips to the bone yard. We don't want to wake the neighbors. Roasted squash, Tri tip, vegan pumpkin bread, vegan rosemary cookies.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

HAIL ROSEMARY, FULL OF GRACE

Apparently these were my idea, which i'll take full responsibility for. I woke up at 5 am the next morning thinking hard bout these Vegan Rosemary Shortbread Cookies. I don't know what you substitute butter with, but it sure did work. Well done Chef Steph, you have a much better record than your Buccaneers.

Monday, October 19, 2009

SURVIVAL KIT



Rainy days are the best with strong warm spirits. Let these enter your body and thaw out that cold heart of yours. I think the term for these are 'Hot Toddy'? But that name sucks alot. So I'm just calling this drank Bun Warmers.
-Heat up apple drink on stove top with cinnamon and orange slices
-Pour desired whiskey in your cup, then add warm apple drank, top with orange slice.
Now pour a lil out for your homies.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

JUST ADD ME


I'm the secret ingredient to any good time. And the secret ingredient to these bangin lil southwestern corn breads is only water. I like to always take things one step in to the future. So after these cooled down a little bit, i cut them in half and toasted them in butter. This definitely gets the hand whammy seal of approval.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

1,2,3

I've been using chopsticks improperly now for about 24yrs. Guess i'll learn the right way once I stop typing with one finger.

DOUBLE DICKER

One of the best inventions ever is the Double Decker Taco. Here we took a modern day favorite and gave it some class. I would love to shake the hand of the fine person at the Taco Bell corporation for breathing life back in to American fast food. But here at the kitchen were all about looking good and eating good. A rainy day with friends included inspiration from south of the border.
Veggie Double Decker Tacos
-Soy ground meat, add taco seasoning and cook. i sauteed some onion before the meat..
-Re fried beans, your choice, this glues the shell to the tortilla
-Spanish rice
-Sauteed squash and zucchini w/garlic
The next steps are up to you. Don't fuck up.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

THREE WAY

3 is better than 2. And 2 is better than 1. And sporks are cooler than forks.
Triple your intake by fitting as much different protein on your utensil as possible.
Here i combined shrimp, steak and chicken. I received a Blue Ribbon at the County Science Fair
for the chemical reaction that took place in my stomach.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

AS AMERICAN AS



American as shit. I've featured Chef Shantis Veggie Meatloaf before, but this crowd pleaser really delivers. And with the addition of apple pie to top things off, things are looking good in Echo Park. Of course i forgot to get recipes, but they will be featured soon. Or you can not be a pussy and try to make it.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

I WANT YOU INSIDE ME

Life is near perfect with the gracious hospitality of the Palomares siblings when i venture down to San Diego. We are really hard to please round here, darts, indoor putting, dominoes, watching sports, Chimichangas. That's right, i dropped the 'C' word. These homemade delights were compliments of renowned Chef Sarah P. Once i entered the Dojo i was taken by surprise with someone handing this to me. No one sneaks up on a ninja! I wish i could say my initial thought was to devour this, but it wasn't. All i could think about was fucking this Chimichanga. Once i voiced my concern to my colleagues, they reassured me that this wasn't weird, and that they too had experienced such thoughts. Get me to eat salad? Cuddle it next to this.