SAUCE-ALITO BANDITO

Mercedes-Benz, poetry, neck ties, ivy league, tater tots. Classy and timeless is the way we do things in my hood and everyone on board the Clydesdale is on the same program. Timeless tots and secret sauce, I wouldn't have my sunday fundays any way else.

BONE IN'

The Clydesdale was down south this weekend not only to donate balls to a fierce, unforgiving golf course, but to also let my hair down and enjoy NFL playoffs with the homies! Kick off was on our heels when i sped off to the local grocery store for supplies. The market was in chaos as if people were gearing up for a major disaster. I elbowed my way to the meat aisle just to see an elderly woman take off with the last set of ribs and wings. This is where years of intensive improvising comes in. I took off my shoes and tip toed behind her in my socks so i was undetectable. I could smell the blue in her hair right before i tapped her right shoulder, only to go around to her left and snatch her prey away! Oldest trick in the book.

Ribs- 350 degrees covered for 1hour 30 min. Put some color on these by a quick broil or grill.

Wings- cook in sauce and beer till done.

NUTTED ON

I have on layers upon layers while resting my balls on a space heater and i'm still freezing. Apparently the structure I live in was built on a Native American burial ground.

Pecans date back all the way to the 16th century. The name 'pecan' is a Native American word of alognquin origin that was used to describe ''All nuts requiring a stone to crack''.

All the while breaking no stereo types at all, crafty Natives used to produce a fermented intoxicating drink called ''Powcohicora'' from the pecan. Why stop at fermenting?

Pecan nut bread, cut and toasted in butter. You just got blasted.

MUST KEEP GOING

Recently one of the Clydesdale kitchen members not only banged out an amazing dish, but concluded her extensive research in what foods help fight fatigue and weakness as well as promote a focused brain. A simple game of Rummikub snow balled down hells abyss into a full on 7 hour battle. I like to think i lost with my boots pulled up tight and my shirt unwrinkled.

Carrot, Butternut squash Soup, and large pasta shells with sauteed mushrooms, zuchinni and squash.