Fuck flasks or shot glasses. Party Shark eats up the competition. This Party Shark has been in my friend Ricks family for generations, being passed down only to the strongest of sons. Receiving a Party Shark is close to being knighted, it has that much authority in the streets, and in the water. It has been to every continent twice, kicking the dog shit out of locals.
Simply hold the Party Shark upside down, fill his cavity and mouth with drank, say good bye to your friends and shoot! With no warning you will be cursing Speilbergs name in vein or pissing your buddys couch, either one works. Don't ask me why all through the night fucking with the Party Shark sounded like a bad idea till 4 in the morning. There's been more lips on this thing than the Blarney Stone.
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