Wednesday, September 9, 2009

FRANK-ENSTEIN


The famous Helms Bakery in Culver City has long has it's doors shut, trading in dough for high end furniture. This ever evolving city square is home to lots of swanky restaurants, but i got over ruled with the smell of the hot dog lady. Lets be Frank is a well known mobile hot dog stand, proud of their quality hormone, antibiotic, nitrate free dogs. I think the best part about this place is the crazy lady. She asked me, "Hows the Dog?"
-Great i said, totally lying to her face. I'll be frank, even with quality meats this place sucked.
I'd rather be loyal to my east side bacon wrapped dog off the street. Let get the calculator out,
2 hot dogs, 2 bags of chips, 2 sodas.....$18.50
WHAT THE FUCK!

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